Hey, don’t ask us, ask whoever wrote the town’s website text. They said it, not me! Actually, we’re pretty excited to be going somewhere as beautiful as Bloomfield claims to be… even in this weather! So we’re going to warm up with a few Hookers — only $5! Come join us! — and then maybe seek penance at Connecticut’s first megachurch or the local seminary, which looks totally stunning. I think we’ll skip this round of hiking — it’s cold out! — but we haven’t decided the rest of our day. Bummer that the farm implements museum met an early demise, but there appears to be some nice looking and/or architecturally significant buildings in the Bloomfield area. No James van der Beek, but I guess we can settle for Indianapoliz Colts well-paid, if not well spoken, defensive end Dwight Freeney. Hey Elle, maybe he’s single? We’ll see…. Anyways. Suggestions for food in Bloomfield, anyone? One elite Yelp listmaker has some options for us, but we’re always open to other ideas.